BrandBurn

AI brand critic online

Your brand can take the heat.

Submit your site, logo, or social profile for a sharp AI roast, a public score, and practical fixes worth shipping.

Roast my brand See how the burn works

Free public roast. No card required.

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Founder promises

A real score, not empty praise
Specific fixes you can act on
Your free roast stays free

The burn loop

Funny on impact. Useful after.

BrandBurn turns uncomfortable feedback into a repeatable path from chaos to clarity.

01

Get the verdict

Drop in your website, logo, or social profile. BrandBurn returns a public roast and score built to be useful—not politely vague.

02

Find the fix

Turn every burn into a concrete next move, from sharper positioning and cleaner visual hierarchy to before-and-after copy rewrites.

03

Ship the glow-up

Download your roast card, share the score, unlock deeper feedback, and come back to compete on weekly glow-up leaderboards.

Choose your heat level

Start with the roast. Pay for the rebuild.

Transparent options for a quick reality check, a deeper teardown, or continuous optimization.

Public roast

$0

For the brave and curious.

  • Public brand score
  • Funny roast summary
  • Downloadable social card
Get roasted free
Best first fix

Detailed audit

$19

One-time

A deeper diagnosis for founders ready to stop guessing and start editing.

  • Everything in the free roast
  • Messaging and design improvements
  • Before-and-after rewrite suggestions
  • Prioritized action list
Order my audit

Always improving

$49/month

For active brands that keep shipping.

  • Recurring brand monitoring
  • Ongoing optimization prompts
  • Fresh copy and design guidance
  • Progress tracking over time
Start monitoring

Before you submit

Questions without the corporate smoke

No more friendly feedback

Find out what your brand is really saying.

Take the free roast, claim your score, and leave with a clearer next move.

Roast my brand